TIME Magazine is partnered with CNN. Both happen to be the airport’s favorite ‘news’ vehicles for bombarding travelers with liberal media bias. As CNN ratings plummet, we detect a heightened sense of desperation from Time’s last-gasp efforts to sell issues of their rag. First, their cover depicting ‘Islamophobic’ America and now their childish ‘anti-Zionist’ dust jacket.

Ignoring sensationalism and rubbish is usually the best practice. So that’s exactly what we’re going to do…right after we illustrate how TIME deceptively manipulates its sheeple.

Got it? If not, this clip from the Onion Network will drive the point home.