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Can’t figure out what’s more upsetting:

1. The fact that I’ve been slacking on SHN posts due to a pressing project, you know, in order to pay for life’s expenses – such as a mobile phone.

2. That fact that it took 2 years for Sad Hill to be vindicated after reporting on the ‘Obama Phone‘, even though Safelink (one of many Obama Phone providers) and some SHN readers contacted/commented on SHN crying ‘foul ball’: HERE

3. The fact that Oleg (Thanks for link!) at the People’s Cube did a much better job than Sad Hill reporting on Obama Phone facts: HERE

4. Or the fact that Obama has a pretty good shot at a 2nd term, considering his flock: HERE

Anyhoo, wonder if ‘free’ Obama Phones were created so the ‘entitled’ may also receive Dear Leader’s ‘safety’ alerts?: HERE

Free Obama Phones: Fact vs. Fiction

    • It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
    • Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
    • It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is.
    • When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
    • All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
    • It has a really useless app called “Biden.”
    • Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
    • Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
    • The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
    • The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.”
    • The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
    • When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
    • Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
    • There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
    • Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
    • Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
    • You can’t find “Jerusalem” on Google maps.
    • It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
    • Don’t want to work? There’s an app for that, too.
    • It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
    • When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
    • When you dial “home”, it calls Kenya.
    • As opposed to the iPhone, it’s called the mePhone.

Much more: HERE

~snip~

“I don’t care! Obama is cool and bracket picks were outstanding”: HERE

New national alert system allows Obama to hack your mobile phone: HERE

Free Obama phones: HERE

Will ignorance lead to a 2nd term for the king of fools?: HERE

Napolitano, ‘What we’ve got here is,…failure to communicate’: HERE

DOJ Mobile Unit: HERE

h/t: Jim R

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4 Responses to Obama Sheeple Phone Home: Baa… Baa… Baaaaaaaaaaa…

  1. A.Men says:

    Romney/Ryan 2012.

  2. John says:

    They should only have phones that dial 9-1-1. Nuff said.

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