Can’t figure out what’s more upsetting:
1. The fact that I’ve been slacking on SHN posts due to a pressing project, you know, in order to pay for life’s expenses – such as a mobile phone.
2. That fact that it took 2 years for Sad Hill to be vindicated after reporting on the ‘Obama Phone‘, even though Safelink (one of many Obama Phone providers) and some SHN readers contacted/commented on SHN crying ‘foul ball’: HERE
4. Or the fact that Obama has a pretty good shot at a 2nd term, considering his flock: HERE
Free Obama Phones: Fact vs. Fiction
- It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
- Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
- It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is.
- When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
- All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
- It has a really useless app called “Biden.”
- Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
- Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
- The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
- The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.”
- The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
- When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
- Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
- There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
- Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
- Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
- You can’t find “Jerusalem” on Google maps.
- It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
- Don’t want to work? There’s an app for that, too.
- It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
- When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
- When you dial “home”, it calls Kenya.
- As opposed to the iPhone, it’s called the mePhone.
Much more: HERE
“I don’t care! Obama is cool and bracket picks were outstanding”: HERE
New national alert system allows Obama to hack your mobile phone: HERE
Free Obama phones: HERE
Will ignorance lead to a 2nd term for the king of fools?: HERE
Napolitano, ‘What we’ve got here is,…failure to communicate’: HERE
DOJ Mobile Unit: HERE
h/t: Jim R