The ‘racists’ – primarily BigFurHat - over at I Own The World have been a horrible influence on Sad Hill. Yet once in a while they manage to break exclusives such as this gem.

Figures. Mainstream media is refusing to report on it.

Michelle Obama, ‘My Next Vacation Will Be In Outer Space’

(I Own The World) With nowhere else left on the planet for Michelle Obama to vacation, the Whitehouse has announced that Michelle will be heading for Mars. The cost was not yet released, but no expense will be spared for Empress Moose.

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Obama reflects on his vacation, er, presidency: HERE

Obama’s India Trip: 40 aircraft, 19 million pounds of CO2: HERE

Vail and Aspen vie for Michelle’s attention: HERE

Washington Post, ‘Michelle Obama’s massive posterior is off limits’: HERE

Occupy Michelle Obama’s face: HERE

Michelle Obama’s $45,000 bracelet: HERE

Biggest Michelle Obama fan, ever: HERE

Windswept spawn of Michelle Obama: HERE

Michelle crashes Royal Wedding: HERE